Have a drink. Be less robotic. Take the ‘E’. Keep that smile up. Laugh. Keep it suspended. Be less robotic. Laugh again. Don’t monopolise the conversation. Some eye contact. Not too much. Be less creepy. Smile less. Drink in the corner. Listen. Roll off some amusing aphorisms that distract from the meaningless of continued struggle. Drink. Take the ‘E’. Be less robotic. Be hedonistic to prove your pre-requisite fun-ness. Get lost in the forest. Cry.
There’s only one thing more frightening than my guaranteed morality and that, is other people. I guess they cancel each other out.